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Everytime I post tagalog jokes& dialogues in facebook...

I always get them from: 

pinoyjoke.blogspot.com

I don't know if the jokes are too corny for you

then sorry...eto lang nahanap ko u.u''

Some jokes & dialogues that I found in that blog..

HEART: mhl q tlga xa..

BRAIN: alm q, x0bra p nga db?

HEART: lm mu pla,bt plit mu p xang knkLmtn?

BRAIN: kc ayaw n ktang mxktan.

STOMACH: s s0bra m0ng pgm2hal,d kna kmkain.

EYES: pti aq npu2yat n..

LIVER: k0rek, pLgi k pNg uMi¡Nom, naAapek2han n kMe n kidNey.

LUNGS: aq dn nh2rPn ng huMinGa.

HEART:pXenxa n guYs ha...e2 tlga functi0n q e, aNg MAGMAHAL..

and this:

Pari: The Lord was crucified between 2 robbers.

Pac: Si Hesus ay ipinako s gitna ng 2 goma.Pari: We need to sacrifice.

Pac: Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.( two sack of rice?! )

Pari: If we do not repent,

Pac: Kapag hindi natin pininturahang muli, ( repaint?! )

Pari: Thewrath of God will come upon you.

Pac: Ang mga daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.(nagtawanan)

Pari: Well.. Well..

Pac: Balon.. Balon..


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